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Lame joke thread

Discussion in 'Fast Threads' started by kurozael, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. kurozael

    kurozael Cloud Sixteen Director Staff Member Administrator Investor Crusader Templar

    So an Italian mobster walks into a bar.

    The bartender is like,

    Who was the 33rd President of the United States?

    A) Harry S. Truman
    B) Henry Ford
    or C) George Bush

    And the mobster is like,

    "B, Henry Ford."

    And the bartender is like,

    "A, Tony!"
    • Funny Funny x 1
  2. Songbird

    Songbird ❤️ Staff Member Moderator Veteran Active Member

    i dont get it
  3. Roth

    Roth 45 Spesiale Maatskappy Crusader Active Member

    go make severance
  4. dead flag blues

    dead flag blues "...ours is a world of nuclear giants..." Templar Clockwork Customer Active Member

    Please. ^
  5. A blind man walks into the bar,
    And then a table,
    And then a stool.
    • Funny Funny x 1
  6. kief

    kief kind bud Templar

  7. zoid

    zoid Fucked In The Ass Community Member Active Member

    ur a lame joke, heh
    • Like Like x 1
  8. How do you fit four gays on a bar stool?
    Flip it upside down.
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Disagree Disagree x 1
  9. Roth

    Roth 45 Spesiale Maatskappy Crusader Active Member

    what happened to the magic tractor?

    it went down the lane and turned into a field
    • Funny Funny x 1
  11. spell icup!!!!!!
    • Agree Agree x 1
  12. willy pete

    willy pete i'm going to cut off your face and wear it Active Member

  13. klark

    klark α Templar

    heres my joke: severance being made
    • Funny Funny x 2
  14. A classic since 2013.
  15. CPT. Maxii

    CPT. Maxii Clockwork Customer Active Member

    A nazi walks into a BAR
  16. Hex


    Ready for this knee slapper?
    A horse walks into a bar.

    The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
  17. Two men walk into a bar.
    One man leaves.
    • Like Like x 1
  18. 2 teenagers wall into a school
    Holding firearms
    One is called Dylan, one is called Eric.

    Children swarm around like bees.
  19. OfficialGhost253

    OfficialGhost253 Clockwork Customer

    A man walks into a bar and says "Ow, that hurt".

    In reality I'm dead on the inside.
  20. Lev

    Lev certified honorable guy Crusader


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